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My mother is an ALIEN!!!! Is yours? BY Miss Teen

This article is NOT poking fun at your mother, my mother, or anybody's mother. I think mothers are WONDERFUL... It's just that sometimes they can be quite difficult to understand, and they do SEEM like they are from another planet or at least living in another world. So, grab your sense of humor and answer the following questions to find out if your mother (like mine) is from another planet! 1. Does your mom seem to choose clothes as if she learned about our world from an alien spy ship? Yes.
No. 2. Does your mom seem to speak an entirely different language? Yes.
No. 3. Does your mom seem to forget things you've told her that are VERY important to you? Yes.
No. 4. Does your mom seem to be unaware of the most current and popular singing groups, actors, and trends? Yes.
No. 5. Does your mom seem to be unsure of herself even though she tries to act like she is totally in control? Yes.
No. So what did YOU discover from taking this quiz? Hopefully, you've figured out that even if your mom acts like an alien that the best way to NOT alienate her is to treat her like she actually IS from this planet... whether she is or not! So, be kind to your mom, do your part for interplanetary relations. AND, good luck!